Tuesday, May 16, 2006

I Got Tagged Along With Desmond Tutu

Firstly,

[Dear Yog and other readers,

I was on the far side of the universe for a while. I was testing out the Earth destruction techniques kindly suggested on a site that you linked to: http://qntm.org/destroy. I tried some of those experiments on a small planet using my cosmic cab's universal fission emulator. But to no avail. I did have a lot of fun shooting at orange three-eyed fury wombat-like creatures on the planet called Quantumino B.A.I. in a solar system very much like ours. Besides having fun torturing the orange thingies with a meteorite megaslingshot until they squealed with horror and turned auburn, I did succeed in destroying their sustainable environment using simple deforestation techniques learnt on Earth and releasing a megacan of compressed Ryanair jet emissions in their atmosphere. But, came hell and no more water, I could not move or fissure their planet out of orbit or existence. I must say it did feel a lot like having an Xbox though. Then I got bored and returned home to write an article in Afrikaans for Wikipedia about Valencia, Spain and read a compilation of novellas written by Samuel Beckett. I will try some more experiments on other planets as soon as I figure out what that bloody e=mc square thing means and change the tyres of my cosmic cab.]

Secondly,

In the meantime, I got tagged along with Desmond Tutu.

Four jobs I've had:

  • Cashier
  • Crime Analyst
  • English Teacher
  • Security Manager

Four movies I can watch over and over:

  • Lost in Translation
  • A Beautiful Mind
  • Moulin Rouge
  • Iris

Four places I've lived:

  • Pretoria, South Africa
  • Potchefstroom, South Africa
  • Ulsan, South Korea
  • London, United Kingdom

Four TV shows I love:

  • Friends
  • Star Trek
  • Carteblanche
  • Nils Holgersson

Four highly regarded and recommended TV shows I haven't seen:

  • Song vir Katryn
  • The documentary about Johannes Kerkorrel's suicide.
  • All the stuff on National Geographic channel (I never had and still don't have a TV).
  • Paul C. Venter's Konings (Kings)

Four of my favourite dishes:

  • Pasta
  • Ceasars salad with hot English mustard and ham sandwiches.
  • Pap (something porridgy), wors (something sausagy with nice spices inside) and tomatosauce made from real tomatoes and onions. These are traditional South African foods (for those ignorants who live outside South Africa, London, parts of Australia, Canada and the United States of America).
  • Cream puffs made with diabetic jam and light cream.

Four sites I visit daily:


Four places I've been on holiday:

  • Australia
  • Hong Kong
  • Spain
  • Belgium

Four albums I can't live without:

  • Radiohead, O.K. Computer
  • Stef Bos, Beste van Bos
  • Gustav Mahler, Love & Grief*
  • Sergei Rachmaninov, Essential Rachmaninov*
*Sort of the "Best Of " compilation of most of their symphonies.

Four places I'd rather be right now:

  • Austria
  • Somewhere in the Karoo
  • Flanders, Belgium
  • Adelaide, Australia

Four other people I’m tagging:

Hmm ..